I Rap to Survive

Ok, so as some of you may have seen on Facebook, I've been writing legal songs lately. This is just one of the three I've come up with so far. This was a solo attempt at a law school hit. The song is based off the immortal Michael Jackson's ditty "Ditry Diana." This is my tribute not only to the king of pop, but to the suck that is student loans. Enjoy:

Dirty Money

by Megan Young, 1L Juris Doctor Candidate

Oh No . . .Oh No . . .Oh No . . .

You wanna make me conflict

But I have an interest in that

I know your every move

So won't you just let me be

I've been here times before

But I was too blind to see

That you seduce attorneys

This time you won't seduce me

He’s saying that's ok

Hey counsel do what you please

I have the money you want

I am the client you need

He looked me deep in the eyes

Then put his hands on me

I said you can’t do that,

Cuz it’s a battery!

Dirty Money, Nah

Dirty Money, Nah

Dirty Money, No

Dirty Money

Pay my fee!

Oh No . . .Oh No . . .Oh No . . .

He hates the boys in blue

He knows when they’re on the scene

He’s gotta keep a lookout

Because his money’s not clean

He waits outside of the firm

For those who have prestige

Who promise

Fortune and fame... a life of clemency

He's saying that's ok

Hey counsel do what you want

I'm in your jurisdiction

Help me avoid conviction

And he don't care what I say

I say you go too far

But I’ll take your money for now

Until I pass the bar!

Dirty Money, Nah

Dirty Money, Nah

Dirty Money, No

Dirty Money . . .Dirty Money, Nah

Dirty Money, Nah

Dirty Money, No

Dirty Money . . .Money!

Money!

Dirty Money!

It's Mon . . .mon . . .ey . . .Come On!

He said I have to go to the docks

For a transaction you see

But I hate goin' alone

Why Don't You Come With me

I Said conflict of interest

I could get disbarred

He said it’s no big deal

He knows the security guard

Then he walked up to me,

Said the money’s all yours tonight

At that I thought of my loan

And my financial plight

I said I’m coming with you,

So I can pay off my debt,

He said I’ll get you paid
But eliminate the threats!

Dirty Money, Nah

Dirty Money, Nah

Dirty Money, Nah

Dirty Money, No

Dirty Money, Nah

Dirty Money, Nah

Dirty Money, Nah

Dirty Money . . .Come On!

Come On!

Come On!

Come On!...

Here's the original video in case you need the background music to get your through the tune of the song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hg-IRZk4D0